Stressed out about your contribution to the end of the world?  Now you can buy into all the Global Warming hysteria, literally.  Just break out your checkbook and poof!...your eco-anxiety goes away like that.  All you have to do is buy carbon credits to offset your carbon contribution and you’ll save the world!  Really!

And wow, do people want to relieve their guilt.  We sent a representative from our fake Carbon Credits Coalition to the streets to see if she can con people out of some coin.

We’ll also tell you which ex-Vice President has received notices from the Environmental Protection Agency because of his mine’s pollution.  With all his grandstanding, we think he should be feeling pretty guilty himself.  Who is he?  We’ll give you a hint; it’s not George Mifflin Dallas.